hey people! just came back from chinese tuition. like the videos from my last post? if u do, u have good taste.
feeling low, listen to come jokes of mine
Q : How do you know the ocean is friendly?
A : Because it waves!
Q : Why didn’t the skeleton go to the party?
A : Because he had no-body to go with!
Q : Why are frogs always happy?
A : Because they can always eat what bugs them!
Q : What did one volcano say to the other?
A : Do you lava me?
Q : Do you want to hear the joke about the bed?
A : Sorry, it hasn’t been made yet.
Q : Why did the germ cross the microscope?
A : To get to the other slide!
Q : What kind of tree do fingers grow on?
A : A palm tree!
Q : Why did the barber win the race?
A : He knew a short cut!
Q : Why did Tigger look inside the toilet?
A : He was looking for Pooh!
Q : How are opera singers and sailors alike?
A : They both have to be able to handle the high Cs!
Q : Where does a judge eat lunch?
A : At the food court!
Q : How did the burger propose?
A : With an onion ring!
Q : What’s the longest piece of furniture in the school?
A : The multiplication table!
Q : Why did the boy eat his homework?
A : His teacher said it was a piece of cake.
Q : Why did the rooster cross the road?
A : To prove it was not chicken!
Q : How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
A : Shocked!
Q : Why are false teeth like stars?
A : Because they come out at night!
Q : Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
A : In case he got a hole-in-one!
Q ; What type of music do balloons hate?
A : Pop!
Q : If two is company and three’s a crowd, what are four and five?
A : Nine!
Q : Why couldn’t the pirates play cards?
A : Because the captain was standing on the deck.
Q : Why was Cinderella not good at football?
A : Because she had a pumpkin as a coach!
